Took from
Kawaiipandamelon our of boredom..... sorry my friend <_>
Choose five of your O.C.'s then answer the following questions. Make sure to be creative and have fun ^^
btw the Q stands for questioner so don't forget to have a little fun messing with him too ^^
1. Ariela Megido
2. Dougli Nitram
3. Kizama Vantas
4. Sirene Peixes
5. Funkafly
INTERVIEW:
Q: Let's start off with a brief introduction. -shuffles papers-
Ariela: Very well then. *takes one* Ariela Megido.
Dougli: *take one* FINALLY!!!
Kizama: Oh here we go. DX
Dougli: TAVROCK HAS COME BACK TO DEVIANTART!!!!!!
Kizama: I'm getting fucking sick and tired of that fucking catchphrase!
Sirene: *still staring at her orb* Now is not the right time to cause havoc. My fortune tells us it will do bad for the interview.
Kizama: Whatever.
Sirene: I am Sirene Peixes. The fortuner that will clinge to save the interview.
Funkafly: Call me Funkafly, babeh!
Dougli: Who in the indigo hell sent you here?
Funakfly: The motherfucker who invited me, motherfucka!
Q: How would you describe yourself?
Ariela: Calm. Focused. Skillful in ninjutsu.
Dougli: The Breathing Champion!
Kizama: T_T
Sirene: Calm........... quiet.........
Funkafly: I love to motherfucking disco. Give some groooooooooove.
Q: What's your height?
Dougli: :/ 5'10
Ariela: 5'6
Sirene: 5'5
Kizama: 5'10
Funakfly: 5'11
Dougli: Yes. She's taller. T_T
Q: Boy or girl?
Dougli: I'm a man!
Kizama: I'm a fucking guy. Don't you realize that?
Ariela: Female.
Sirene: Female.
Funkafly: A groovified motherfucking female, babeh!
Q: What do you do to relax?
Kizama: Stay home. Train.
Dougli: >_> Hang out with Tavrock.
Kizama: No I don't. Only with music.
Dougli: Exactly.
Kizama: Fuck you!
Sirene: Nothing....
Ariela: Meditate. Master more Martial Arts. Like judo.
Funkafly: Well dance! Working that motherfucking body gets you energized, take allll the stress away, motherfucker.
Q. What's your Favorite Color?
Dougli: Don't have any.
Ariela: Me either.
Sirene: We've seen many colors of blood.
Kizama: T_T Fuck colors.
Funkafly: Candy Red, motherfucker.
Q: Do you want a hug? x3
Dougli: Don't touch Tavrock.
Ariela: No.
Sirene: Hugs cannot solve my troubled past.
Kizama: =_= I fucking dare you.
Funkafly: You c-
Kizama: And she's a fucking trap!
Q: What's your favorite food?
Dougli: Energy foods.
Ariela: Ramen.
Sirene: ...........
Kizama: T_T Anything Precious makes.
Funkafly: Meat.
Q: Do you love anyone? If so who? -raises eyebrow-
Sirene: *looks at the orb, blushing*
Ariela: *blushes* Why should you know?
Funkafly: That motherfucker named Vezoni.
Ariela: HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE ME!?!?!?!?!?!?
Funkafly: Heh.
Sirene: *the orb exposes another troll named Moezar Makara* *blinks*
Dougli: *looks around, hoping nobody else listens* I'll tell you what! If you don't tell anyone else. I can admit to you. There's this kind of a girl named Leonna Leijon. Yeah, raised by another troll which is against our society. But I don't mind. She's a beauty. A cute kitty who needs lots of attention. *raises eyebrow*
Kizama: T_T Whatever....
Dougli: ALSO!!! Kizama Vantas, over here, my kind man, has a thing for....
Kizama: STFU YOU BIG HORN!!!! *tries to cover his mouth, but is wrestled down*
Dougli: The Great One says this, Kizama has a thing for this girl who has them big glasses, she has freckles but it don't mind him. She's childish and her sign is a Gemini. Yeah, the yellow blood. Her name is Blizaa Captor!
Kizama: I'M GONNA FUCKING CULL YOU WHEN I FUCKING GET OUT YOU OVERGENETIC BULLHORNED FUCKASS!!!!! YOU HEAR ME!?!?!?!? I WILL FUCKING MURDERIZE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Dougli: However, in Tavrock's case, Tavrock with Leijon? That'll never happen.
Q: Do you have any kids?
Dougli: Great One? Kids? Let Tavrock allow to introduce reproduction in troll society. In our world, Alternia has a set of rules. Meaning, Imperial Drones will knock at your door, they give you a bucket for you to fill out. What you have to do, and this is why we're all scared of it. We're supposed to ejaculate out our semen which involves with our very own DNA. Meaning, we're supposed to have kids because it respects not only the Mother Grub, but the Alternian society in general. If you don't, guess what: You're Fucked! The rule breaker always gets culled or executed for the smartest, or the dumbest reasons. Which is why we mostly get scared of it. While in your world, you can get kids whenever the blue hell you want to.
Sirene: It's sad...... but in reality it's true.
Q: Have you ever killed anyone?
Dougli: Heh. That's the human word for "culled", isn't it? Well, sadly, not yet, Tavrock suppose.
Kizama: Not yet.
Sirene: ...... Never....
Ariela: Heh.
Funkafly: That ain't cool, motherfucker........ *flashbacks to herself when she's painting a heart with different kinds of blood from several people she murdered* I would never hurt anybody.
Q: Do you hate anyone?
Dougli, Ariela, Kizama and Sirene: *glares at Funkafly*
Funkafly: *makes a evil smile*
Dougli: Aside from disco subjuggulator over there, and aside from Slober Saliva spitting all over the place. There is a few people Tavrock does have a disliking of. First is the roody poo nunchuk jabroni, Vezoni. God, he's annoying. He ever destroyed The Breathing Car!!! DX But then.... there's Aakure antagonizing me. But Tavrock's biggest caliginous relationship is with Enigma Ampora. It doesn't seem like it much, but we do have conflicts at times. In the end, otherwise we get along. :/ Speaking of Vezoni, Ariela, why in the blue hell do you like him, UGH!
Ariela: He has a sense of justice, with.... moves me. O_O *covers mouth*
Kizama: T_T That's why you and Ohitsu keep duking it out.
Ariela: That is no longer the reason anymore, Kizama. We fight because..... we just fight. We love fighting. It's in our blood.
Sirene: ............. Everyone who treated me wrong back in the Emperor's castle...... *sheds a few tears*
Kizama: Highbloods, Seadwellers, and worst of all, those pitiful, useless, ugly, disgraceful fucking whore of mutant bloods. They're so ridiculous, it's amazing nobody culled them shitfuckers yet! I can't believe they went to the same fucking camp with me. I swear, all of these fuckers should be wiped out.
Dougli: *feels uneasy* ........................................................................................................
Q: Have any deep dark secrets?
Dougli: ........................ Yeah............... But it's best to keep it from my moirail.
Ariela: ................................. Nope.
Sirene: I...... I was supposed to be the next empress. But Jouhve Peixes won the candidation.
Kizama: I don't got shit to tell you.
Funkafly: You're so right about yourself, Kizama. No wonder nobody will like you.
Q: Do you have any bad habits?
Dougli: Not really....... *thinking: Except when Kizama finds out*
Kizama: T_T.................
Dougli: >_> *cough*GettingclosetooBlizaa*cough*
Kizama: >8( You little fucking shit!
Ariela: :/
Sirene: .................. Confronting Moezar. He will obliterate anyone who crosses his path.
Funkafly: Get over it. You'll meet him one day. =3=
Q: Do you play any instruments?
All: No.
Q: What's your favorite thing to do?
Dougli: Go to the gym. Boots to Spinal Crevice!
Kizama: Train. Hang out with Precious, my lusus.
Ariela: Stay in my hiveless fog.
Sirene: Go back to the sea.
Funkafly: Get motherfucking groovy with motherfucking miracles!
Q: Where do you think you'll be in ten years?
Dougli: Years? We have sweeps. So..... in 21 sweeps, I'll be succeeding THE Tavrock.
Ariela: Become the next empress!
Sirene: .........
Kizama: No I-fucking-dea.
Funkafly: A successful disco motherfucker! With the Apocalypse reigning over!
Q: What am I supposed to do now?
Kizama: I don't know, but I'm fucking leaving.
Dougli: Take those golden questions of yours....... shove it up reaaaaaaaaaaaaaal nicely....... keep shining it........ and you're not gonna miss this one, TURN THAT SOMEBITCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!!!! IF YA SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELLOW, WHAT TAVROCK.............. is cooking.
Kizama: *facepalm* Fuck this, I'm going.
Ariela: Do something, other than that.
Sirene: .................................
Funkafly: *left*
